Friends

Dear Whoever You Are,

We are not a medical facility.  We are a shack that serves cheese- and tomato sauce-covered dough.  That said, I am not sure why you felt it appropriate to dispose of your USED DRUG NEEDLE in our ashtray.  Really?  I am not, stranger, insinuating that you are an addict.  I realize that you could quite possibly be diabetic or have some other illness requiring frequent self-injections.  HOWEVER, a responsible person would still endeavor to properly dispose of his or her sharps (or at the very least, put the freakin' cap back on before you chuck it somewhere!).  If you should feel the urge to stick yourself on our premises in the future, please keep your biohazards to yourself.  The poor soul who has to clean the parking lot (yours truly) is rather afraid of other people's bodily fluids and the pathogens they may carry, so give her a break, hmm?

Sincerely,
The Delivery Girl

P.S.  The box of condoms you left behind, while not as startling, was also unnecessary.  There was a trash can 20 feet away.

Title: How Prussia Spent New Years
Author/Artist: bluemoonlune
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Austria, Hungary, Prussia
Rating: G
Summary: Austria spent his New Years with a bang...
Artist's Note: Truly just a little thing I did for New Years... Today... with no real edit time to it. But it's better than what I usually produce.

Turns out, Austrians usually spend the New Years by shooting canons at the sky to "get rid of the new years". Hungarians take huge piles of hay, and burn it to "get rid of all the troubles they had during the past year"...

Neat!